CMLL FSE 10/16/10 & 10/23/10
CMLL FSE 10/16/10 (taped 10/10/10):
Goya Kong/Luna Magica/Dalys vs Princesa Blanca/Princesa Sujei/La Amapola
- And you wonder why it took me this long to get to this review?
- Rudas in control to start.
- Has anyone seen Goya Kong and Tiffany in the same place?
- Oops... Amapola/Sujei knock Blanca to the floor so Luna Magica can sit on her.
- Big splash from Kong gives fall one to the tecnicas.
- Rudas in control again to start second fall.
- Again the rudas screw up and Luna Magica shows off her inability to actually jump by blowing a rana on Blanca who takes the bump anyways.
- Dalys with a plancha off the apron and Kong follows her lead. I sense this is going two falls. I'm so happy about that.
- Blanca gets DQ'ed for throwing Magica around by her hair. For whatever reason the graphic on the screen shows the tecnicas as winning fall one and three but winning in straight falls. HUH?
Mascara Dorada/La Mascara/La Sombra vs Atlantis/Ultimo Guerrero/Dragon Rojo Jr.
- Quick first fall to the rudos via triple submission.
- This match is so formulatic that I'm going to call the second fall in advance... the tecs will do their comeback and we'll see a La Mascara tope suicida followed by the other rudos being pinned. Third fall will have triple dives and then a triple Atlantida finish.
- TRIPLE TOPE SUICIDA FROM THE TECS! I guess I was wrong. Or just got the falls reversed.
- Dorada almost slips off the ropes but has such great balance that he recovers for a neat armdrag.
- Dorada does his reversing positions springboard rana on Rojo!
- Dorada takes Guerrero outside with his inside-out reversing positions springboard rana! THE MAN IS UNSTOPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Sombra and Atlantis have an excellent exchange.
- Sombra/Guerrero pull off the arms-crossed headscissors spot I haven't seen in a while!
- There's the Triple Atlantida for the win! Started very slow and formulatic but really picked up in the latter half. I'm okay with this match.
CMLL FSE 10/23/10 (taped 10/17/10):
Shocker/Hijo Del Fantasma/Stuka Jr. vs Negro Casas/Mr. Niebla/Volador Jr.
- Match starts with rudos in control and I notice Quemonito and Periquito are both around ringside.
- Shocker may have found all the weight Porky is losing.
- Niebla/Volador beat up Monito.:(
- Tecnico comeback already in fall one? I know what that means! Tecnicos in two falls!
- And there's the first fall with no build to a finish.
- Stuka gets to work with both Volador and Niebla... ends up taking Niebla down with a headscissors on the outside.
- Tope suicida by Fantasma! Over the ringpost dive by Stuka!
- Shocker gets low blowed and there's the match. What a waste of my life.
Luna Magica vs Princesa Blanca - Hair vs Hair
- Speaking of waste of my life...
- There's something wrong with Luna Magica's face.
- Luna Magica has trouble putting on a Boston Crab to win the first fall. She has all the enthusiasm as a goldfish after winning the first fall in a FUCKING HAIR MATCH.
- Second fall joined with Magica giving Blanca a headscissors on the floor. I'm shocked she could pull it off.
- Magica deadweights herself so Blanca drops her trying a power bomb. I may have to youtube the highlights from this clusterfuck.
- Blanca resorts to lying down on top of Magica and banging her head into the mat as the ref counts three. WHAT A FINISH! Fucking awful shitty women wrestlers.
- Doctor comes out to check on Magica who somehow got hurt there. What about me? I'm in pain here.
- Luna Magica tries a silla off the top rope and of course is too fucking fat to jump so she barely connects with Blanca. But she covers anyways b/c we're professional here. Blanca kicks out but Magica was getting off her anyways. Why cover your opponent only to get off in mid-count?
- Magica jumps off the second rope with a plancha to the floor. Thank god she didn't try to do it off the top rope.
- They try the counter a wheelbarrow suplex spot into a bulldog but Magica is too out of shape to pull it off so she just gets back onto her feet and slams Blanca's face into the mat. You think I'm being too hard on this match, right? Yeah... I'm not.
- The look on Princesa Sujei's face says it all.
- Blanca does her signature dive onto Magica which takes guts b/c I wouldn't trust her to catch me.
- Magica barely clears the ropes trying to armdrag Blanca. WHY ARE THEY STILL TRYING SPOTS THAT INVOLVE ATHLETICISM? LUNA MAGICA IS A FAT COW WHO HAS NO PLACE IN A WRESTLING RING!
- Blanca's submission attempt is not the finish b/c clearly they need to blow more spots.
- Oh my god they're setting up a top rope frankensteiner... this will not end well... okay that was about as good as you can expect.
- Magica hits a frankensteiner off the second rope and Rafa El Maya counts to three. Blanca kicks out before the four count. For whatever reason Luna Magica is not declared the winner. Let me say this again...
RAFA EL MAYA COUNTED TO THREE AND LUNA MAGICA IS STILL NOT THE WINNER.
- Is this some sort of joke on me? The crowd could clearly care less about anything going on in the ring.
- PLEASE STOP WRESTLING NOW YOU FUCKING AWFUL SHITTY WOMEN WRESTLERS!
- On the bright side that botched count now has the crowd more into the match.
- Magica blows a rana and ends up just cradling Blanca but Rafa El Maya refuses to count b/c Blanca is squirming. Magica refuses to stop her cover though. Rafa El Maya refuses to count some more.
RAFA EL MAYA IS REFUSING TO COUNT TO THREE AFTER ALREADY COUNTING TO THREE AND NOT AWARDING THE MATCH TO MAGICA.
THIS MATCH IS NEVER GOING TO END.
- For whatever reason Magica managed to talk Maya into finally counting and she gets a 2 count. Does that win this match? I guess not. Maybe you need a 7 count.
- Princesa Blanca may be more annoyed than I am right now.
- That was the worst fucking counter to a splash ever. This match is going to make me hate womens wrestling more than I already do which I didn't think was possible.
- Blanca tries a power bomb but Magica deadweights her again...
- Let's try that one more time... okay same result...
- Let's try a third time just to make this super hilarious... FAIL!!! THREE FAILS IN A ROW!!! I AM LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW!
- Ah there we go, Blanca just slams Magica down like a sack of bricks.
- Rafa El Maya counts to three. The match is over. Why? It was only a three count.
THIS IS MY MATCH OF THE YEAR.
Luna Magica gets her head shaved and now looks exactly like her husband. That is fucking creepy.
Goya Kong/Luna Magica/Dalys vs Princesa Blanca/Princesa Sujei/La Amapola
- And you wonder why it took me this long to get to this review?
- Rudas in control to start.
- Has anyone seen Goya Kong and Tiffany in the same place?
- Oops... Amapola/Sujei knock Blanca to the floor so Luna Magica can sit on her.
- Big splash from Kong gives fall one to the tecnicas.
- Rudas in control again to start second fall.
- Again the rudas screw up and Luna Magica shows off her inability to actually jump by blowing a rana on Blanca who takes the bump anyways.
- Dalys with a plancha off the apron and Kong follows her lead. I sense this is going two falls. I'm so happy about that.
- Blanca gets DQ'ed for throwing Magica around by her hair. For whatever reason the graphic on the screen shows the tecnicas as winning fall one and three but winning in straight falls. HUH?
Mascara Dorada/La Mascara/La Sombra vs Atlantis/Ultimo Guerrero/Dragon Rojo Jr.
- Quick first fall to the rudos via triple submission.
- This match is so formulatic that I'm going to call the second fall in advance... the tecs will do their comeback and we'll see a La Mascara tope suicida followed by the other rudos being pinned. Third fall will have triple dives and then a triple Atlantida finish.
- TRIPLE TOPE SUICIDA FROM THE TECS! I guess I was wrong. Or just got the falls reversed.
- Dorada almost slips off the ropes but has such great balance that he recovers for a neat armdrag.
- Dorada does his reversing positions springboard rana on Rojo!
- Dorada takes Guerrero outside with his inside-out reversing positions springboard rana! THE MAN IS UNSTOPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Sombra and Atlantis have an excellent exchange.
- Sombra/Guerrero pull off the arms-crossed headscissors spot I haven't seen in a while!
- There's the Triple Atlantida for the win! Started very slow and formulatic but really picked up in the latter half. I'm okay with this match.
CMLL FSE 10/23/10 (taped 10/17/10):
Shocker/Hijo Del Fantasma/Stuka Jr. vs Negro Casas/Mr. Niebla/Volador Jr.
- Match starts with rudos in control and I notice Quemonito and Periquito are both around ringside.
- Shocker may have found all the weight Porky is losing.
- Niebla/Volador beat up Monito.:(
- Tecnico comeback already in fall one? I know what that means! Tecnicos in two falls!
- And there's the first fall with no build to a finish.
- Stuka gets to work with both Volador and Niebla... ends up taking Niebla down with a headscissors on the outside.
- Tope suicida by Fantasma! Over the ringpost dive by Stuka!
- Shocker gets low blowed and there's the match. What a waste of my life.
Luna Magica vs Princesa Blanca - Hair vs Hair
- Speaking of waste of my life...
- There's something wrong with Luna Magica's face.
- Luna Magica has trouble putting on a Boston Crab to win the first fall. She has all the enthusiasm as a goldfish after winning the first fall in a FUCKING HAIR MATCH.
- Second fall joined with Magica giving Blanca a headscissors on the floor. I'm shocked she could pull it off.
- Magica deadweights herself so Blanca drops her trying a power bomb. I may have to youtube the highlights from this clusterfuck.
- Blanca resorts to lying down on top of Magica and banging her head into the mat as the ref counts three. WHAT A FINISH! Fucking awful shitty women wrestlers.
- Doctor comes out to check on Magica who somehow got hurt there. What about me? I'm in pain here.
- Luna Magica tries a silla off the top rope and of course is too fucking fat to jump so she barely connects with Blanca. But she covers anyways b/c we're professional here. Blanca kicks out but Magica was getting off her anyways. Why cover your opponent only to get off in mid-count?
- Magica jumps off the second rope with a plancha to the floor. Thank god she didn't try to do it off the top rope.
- They try the counter a wheelbarrow suplex spot into a bulldog but Magica is too out of shape to pull it off so she just gets back onto her feet and slams Blanca's face into the mat. You think I'm being too hard on this match, right? Yeah... I'm not.
- The look on Princesa Sujei's face says it all.
- Blanca does her signature dive onto Magica which takes guts b/c I wouldn't trust her to catch me.
- Magica barely clears the ropes trying to armdrag Blanca. WHY ARE THEY STILL TRYING SPOTS THAT INVOLVE ATHLETICISM? LUNA MAGICA IS A FAT COW WHO HAS NO PLACE IN A WRESTLING RING!
- Blanca's submission attempt is not the finish b/c clearly they need to blow more spots.
- Oh my god they're setting up a top rope frankensteiner... this will not end well... okay that was about as good as you can expect.
- Magica hits a frankensteiner off the second rope and Rafa El Maya counts to three. Blanca kicks out before the four count. For whatever reason Luna Magica is not declared the winner. Let me say this again...
RAFA EL MAYA COUNTED TO THREE AND LUNA MAGICA IS STILL NOT THE WINNER.
- Is this some sort of joke on me? The crowd could clearly care less about anything going on in the ring.
- PLEASE STOP WRESTLING NOW YOU FUCKING AWFUL SHITTY WOMEN WRESTLERS!
- On the bright side that botched count now has the crowd more into the match.
- Magica blows a rana and ends up just cradling Blanca but Rafa El Maya refuses to count b/c Blanca is squirming. Magica refuses to stop her cover though. Rafa El Maya refuses to count some more.
RAFA EL MAYA IS REFUSING TO COUNT TO THREE AFTER ALREADY COUNTING TO THREE AND NOT AWARDING THE MATCH TO MAGICA.
THIS MATCH IS NEVER GOING TO END.
- For whatever reason Magica managed to talk Maya into finally counting and she gets a 2 count. Does that win this match? I guess not. Maybe you need a 7 count.
- Princesa Blanca may be more annoyed than I am right now.
- That was the worst fucking counter to a splash ever. This match is going to make me hate womens wrestling more than I already do which I didn't think was possible.
- Blanca tries a power bomb but Magica deadweights her again...
- Let's try that one more time... okay same result...
- Let's try a third time just to make this super hilarious... FAIL!!! THREE FAILS IN A ROW!!! I AM LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW!
- Ah there we go, Blanca just slams Magica down like a sack of bricks.
- Rafa El Maya counts to three. The match is over. Why? It was only a three count.
THIS IS MY MATCH OF THE YEAR.
Luna Magica gets her head shaved and now looks exactly like her husband. That is fucking creepy.
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