AAA TV in Puebla 4/1/2005 (aired on Galavision U.S. 5/28/05):
Lady Apache vs Tiffany vs La Diabolica: There was nothing wrong with this match as they did some good stuff and worked hard. I just can't get into women's wrestling. Especially in Mexico... it just looks so half-speed and I can't help but laugh. It takes each lady about 10 seconds just to run into the ropes and every move Tiffany does involves her sitting down with the move. gAAAy finish but yeah.
Kick Boxer #1 I don't care about vs Kick Boxer #2 I don't care about: They punched, they kicked, I slept, it was over a few minutes later. Is Pena jerking off to this stuff or was this just a favor for Vampiro?
Gronda/Electro Shock/Alebrije vs Charly Manson/Picudo/The Monster: OH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! Horrible brawling, more horrible brawling, even more horrible brawling and then the tecnicos made a half-assed comeback. I will always remember this match for one of the most hilarious blown spots I've ever seen though and shockingly(or not?) it wasn't from Gronda. Electro and Manson were doing some spots which eventually led to running the ropes... so as Electro runs by Manson, I guess he was supposed to be tripped but it didn't go down that way as Manson just stood there so Electro kept running(remember the AAA ring is huge) and about 3 seconds later he falls to his knees right into 6-1-9 position while clutching at his throat. *LM F'N AO* WHAT THE FUCK? Even the 100% kids AAA crowd was laughing at him and they tend to not give a shit about blown spots. THIS GUY MAIN EVENTED ARENA MEXICO TWO MONTHS LATER!!! The entire CMLL roster should have quit when they saw the lineup sheets. This embarassment of a match continues with Gronda throwing the weakest clotheslines since Giant Gonzalez. I'm a skinny white dude and I think I could take Gronda in a bar fight. Hell, I think Mascarita Sagrada 2000 could take Gronda in a bar fight. Fuck, Cuije could take him. FUCK GRONDA IS SO AWFUL!!! As you can tell, I was not a fan of this match. Electro did a tope suicida but he still sucks. Cuije lept into Chucky's awaiting arms ont he floor. Alebrije did an okay flip dive through the ropes onto Monster. Gronda stayed on the apron as Manson/Electro did some more awful spots. Manson low blowed Electro. Gronda came in and had trouble doing a choke slam on Picudo. Way to show you're a big tough guy you dumbfuck. Oh wait... it gets better. He covers Picudo and Manson breaks it up with the softest stomp you will ever see. GRONDA SELLS IT! In fact, it was the only thing he sold all match! So when guys try to clothesline him he's okay... when guys try to dropkick him he's okay... when guys try to jump on his back and knee him he's okay... but when someone barely touches him with their foot he crumples to the mat and sells it like the Canadian Destroyer. BAH... Chessman runs out, spews Manson with the mist by accident, Gronda clotheslines Chessman out of the ring(guess who took an awesome bump for the weak clothesline?) and pins Manson for the tecnico win. Let me make this clear... GRONDA WILL NEVER BE A STAR. Everyone makes the comparisons to Konnan and Vampiro when it comes to Gronda. How he has "the look" and is so different from all the other wrestlers that he's bound to be a star no matter how awful his ring work is. NOT TRUE. He's a joke. No... he's a freak show. Konnan and Vampiro were not freak shows. They understood at least some of the business even though they were really green when they started getting pushed to the moon. They knew enough not to sell the lame offense so they could look like monsters but at the same time sell the bigger offense so the crowd could buy into their comebacks. They knew when to play to the crowd and when it was time to get down to business in the ring. Most importantly, they knew at some point they'd have to bump so they were taught. If the stories are true, Gronda didn't even want to learn how to bump. There is proof that he has no clue how the wrestling business works. He's a fucking steroid filled MORON. And yeah I'd say that to his face b/c I've seen him piss himself waiting to take a kick from Chucky. No... really, I'm not exaggerating. I'd post a video clip if I could. ANYWAYS... for those saying Rob you're talking out of your ass - Gronda recently headlined Arena Naucalpan and the building didn't sell out. It doesn't take much to sell out that building and he couldn't do it. There's your proof. He's a one trick pony and he'll be back with AAA as soon as he runs out of new buildings to work in. Then he'll blow his knee out and be a cripple for the rest of his life. Mark my words.
Octagoncito vs Mini Psicosis - Mask Mask: Not much of a match since they kept cutting backstage to some angle going on that I paid no attention to as usual with gAAAy angles. Octcito did a nice tornillo dive amidst the camera cutting backstage. Another hilarious blown spot in this one as Mini Psic was setting up for that very popular lucha spot where Wrestler A goes for an asai moonsault but Wrestler B pulls his feet out and Wrestler A's head smacks the edge of the apron. Problem is Octcito forgot to grab Mini Psic's leg so the rudo basically just jumped and bashed his own head on the apron for no reason. The gAAAY crowd ignored it b/c it wasn't really embarassing like the blown spot I described above. After a ton of interference and no drama whatsoever, Octcito did a perfect springboard tornillo to pin Mini Psicosis and unmask him. YAY!!! What a horrible way to lose your mask. The good part was Mini Psic seemed legit sad and was hiding his face which is what you'd expect from something like this. Not like Monterrey where Shrek gets unmasked and is laughing about it.
Almost the worst lucha TV episode I've ever seen. ALMOST.
Lady Apache vs Tiffany vs La Diabolica: There was nothing wrong with this match as they did some good stuff and worked hard. I just can't get into women's wrestling. Especially in Mexico... it just looks so half-speed and I can't help but laugh. It takes each lady about 10 seconds just to run into the ropes and every move Tiffany does involves her sitting down with the move. gAAAy finish but yeah.
Kick Boxer #1 I don't care about vs Kick Boxer #2 I don't care about: They punched, they kicked, I slept, it was over a few minutes later. Is Pena jerking off to this stuff or was this just a favor for Vampiro?
Gronda/Electro Shock/Alebrije vs Charly Manson/Picudo/The Monster: OH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! Horrible brawling, more horrible brawling, even more horrible brawling and then the tecnicos made a half-assed comeback. I will always remember this match for one of the most hilarious blown spots I've ever seen though and shockingly(or not?) it wasn't from Gronda. Electro and Manson were doing some spots which eventually led to running the ropes... so as Electro runs by Manson, I guess he was supposed to be tripped but it didn't go down that way as Manson just stood there so Electro kept running(remember the AAA ring is huge) and about 3 seconds later he falls to his knees right into 6-1-9 position while clutching at his throat. *LM F'N AO* WHAT THE FUCK? Even the 100% kids AAA crowd was laughing at him and they tend to not give a shit about blown spots. THIS GUY MAIN EVENTED ARENA MEXICO TWO MONTHS LATER!!! The entire CMLL roster should have quit when they saw the lineup sheets. This embarassment of a match continues with Gronda throwing the weakest clotheslines since Giant Gonzalez. I'm a skinny white dude and I think I could take Gronda in a bar fight. Hell, I think Mascarita Sagrada 2000 could take Gronda in a bar fight. Fuck, Cuije could take him. FUCK GRONDA IS SO AWFUL!!! As you can tell, I was not a fan of this match. Electro did a tope suicida but he still sucks. Cuije lept into Chucky's awaiting arms ont he floor. Alebrije did an okay flip dive through the ropes onto Monster. Gronda stayed on the apron as Manson/Electro did some more awful spots. Manson low blowed Electro. Gronda came in and had trouble doing a choke slam on Picudo. Way to show you're a big tough guy you dumbfuck. Oh wait... it gets better. He covers Picudo and Manson breaks it up with the softest stomp you will ever see. GRONDA SELLS IT! In fact, it was the only thing he sold all match! So when guys try to clothesline him he's okay... when guys try to dropkick him he's okay... when guys try to jump on his back and knee him he's okay... but when someone barely touches him with their foot he crumples to the mat and sells it like the Canadian Destroyer. BAH... Chessman runs out, spews Manson with the mist by accident, Gronda clotheslines Chessman out of the ring(guess who took an awesome bump for the weak clothesline?) and pins Manson for the tecnico win. Let me make this clear... GRONDA WILL NEVER BE A STAR. Everyone makes the comparisons to Konnan and Vampiro when it comes to Gronda. How he has "the look" and is so different from all the other wrestlers that he's bound to be a star no matter how awful his ring work is. NOT TRUE. He's a joke. No... he's a freak show. Konnan and Vampiro were not freak shows. They understood at least some of the business even though they were really green when they started getting pushed to the moon. They knew enough not to sell the lame offense so they could look like monsters but at the same time sell the bigger offense so the crowd could buy into their comebacks. They knew when to play to the crowd and when it was time to get down to business in the ring. Most importantly, they knew at some point they'd have to bump so they were taught. If the stories are true, Gronda didn't even want to learn how to bump. There is proof that he has no clue how the wrestling business works. He's a fucking steroid filled MORON. And yeah I'd say that to his face b/c I've seen him piss himself waiting to take a kick from Chucky. No... really, I'm not exaggerating. I'd post a video clip if I could. ANYWAYS... for those saying Rob you're talking out of your ass - Gronda recently headlined Arena Naucalpan and the building didn't sell out. It doesn't take much to sell out that building and he couldn't do it. There's your proof. He's a one trick pony and he'll be back with AAA as soon as he runs out of new buildings to work in. Then he'll blow his knee out and be a cripple for the rest of his life. Mark my words.
Octagoncito vs Mini Psicosis - Mask Mask: Not much of a match since they kept cutting backstage to some angle going on that I paid no attention to as usual with gAAAy angles. Octcito did a nice tornillo dive amidst the camera cutting backstage. Another hilarious blown spot in this one as Mini Psic was setting up for that very popular lucha spot where Wrestler A goes for an asai moonsault but Wrestler B pulls his feet out and Wrestler A's head smacks the edge of the apron. Problem is Octcito forgot to grab Mini Psic's leg so the rudo basically just jumped and bashed his own head on the apron for no reason. The gAAAY crowd ignored it b/c it wasn't really embarassing like the blown spot I described above. After a ton of interference and no drama whatsoever, Octcito did a perfect springboard tornillo to pin Mini Psicosis and unmask him. YAY!!! What a horrible way to lose your mask. The good part was Mini Psic seemed legit sad and was hiding his face which is what you'd expect from something like this. Not like Monterrey where Shrek gets unmasked and is laughing about it.
Almost the worst lucha TV episode I've ever seen. ALMOST.
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